These early months are filled with important milestones: First smile, first words, first steps...And his first piece of mail! And not just any mail... his Social Security card. Jack officially can apply for a job, open a bank account, and collect Social Security benefits (eventually, of course).
Welcome to legitimacy, little man!
Sweet. Now you can sell that SSN for a lot of money. And frankly, it won't impact Jack for a really long time. It's not like he has a bank account to drain or credit cards or anything.
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