He's Gonna Be a Barber!

I can think of few things Jack enjoys more than grabbing an handful of someone's hair. If he's really grouchy and I want to turn that frown upside down, I'll present the top of my head to him, and he'll do three things: (1) immediately smile, (2) grab as much hair as possible, and (3) drool all over my head.

Pay no attention to the typical weekend greasiness of my hair, please.